Top 3 lame breakup excuses

I really find it bloody hilarious- how all relationships which are suppose to be unique in its own way, tend to end with the same lame reasons.

These are my top 3 break-up excuses (I would not classify them as reasons. I refuse to). So common, so lame, that my ears will start to bleed if I hear them. Totally classic.

#1. IT'S NOT YOU... IT'S ME.

Of course it's them! C'mon, it really is not about you. This sentence tends to screw up the Dumpee's mind because he/she will start guessing what exactly is wrong with the Dumper that he decides to give up this perfect little relationship. The Dumpee might even start feeling sorry for the Dumper and wants to 'help'. P-l-e-a-s-e, Dumpers need no help. It is just one of the easiest thing to say, in hope of slipping away without giving a concrete answer.

#2. YOU DESERVE SOMEONE BETTER.

Hmmm I agree, but the thing is.. if everyone tells you this, I wonder who that someone is.

#3. I'M CONFUSED. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT.

Yes, the Dumper doesn't know what he wants.. but he knows he wants to breakup.

Really, when you hear any of these 3 phrases, pick up all your courage, look yourself in the mirror and say "He/ She is just not into me." Period.

I almost laughed my head off and broke my neck yesterday, while chatting with a gal pal about this.